Thursday, October 23, 2008

Definition of "Undecided"

Just days before the most important election in US history, David Sedaris nails it:
I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?"

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how
the chicken is cooked.

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